Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Why won't you tell me how much money I have in the account if it's my money and the transfer worked?

I'm not familiar with the check writing laws so I'm not gonna keep going around writing checks in the event that there really isn't any money in the account.

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

StumbleUpon WebToolbar - Our Strange World

StumbleUpon WebToolbar - Our Strange World I can't be the problem and the solution.
If I don't talk and complain then you'll think I wanna stay. All of this has absolutely nothing to do with the reason I'm here.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

You need only look in the mirror.

I've been trying to think of a situation to describe the whole everybody wants to try to take me out situation I'd compare it to driving down the interstate and suddenly having a blowout. Pulling to the side of the road. Taking the jack out of the trunk and taking the other three tires of because there's a railroad 39 yards away.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

StumbleUpon WebToolbar - sexism

StumbleUpon WebToolbar - sexism WE WILL NOT BE INTIMIDATED............ no more ...............after this. We're serious.

Friday, December 12, 2008

Thursday, December 4, 2008

This has to stop. Today. Forever. on Flickr - Photo Sharing!

This has to stop. Today. Forever. on Flickr - Photo Sharing! That's not really pertinent information right now. Is it really smart of us to be poisoning this man.
STILL!

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

I love USA - Haydee Pelosi - Open Salon

I love USA - Haydee Pelosi - Open Salon
Are you ready? I am. This is the longest opening statement in U.S. history. Don't charade me to death.

Monday, November 24, 2008

WHEN DO THE NEW RED LAWS GO INTO EFFECT.

Is there anything else I need to know before venturing out into the world. Anymore rules, do and don'ts anyone else fall into the "DAT'S HIS" column. Who else ya'll pissin on? What's wrong with you I'm going in! Will I get another briefing when I get to wherever it is I'm allowed to live. Lord knows I don't wanna break the law.

Breaking News: Bush pardons an assorted group of criminals - designanator - Open Salon

Breaking News: Bush pardons an assorted group of criminals - designanator - Open Salon Pardon me, Sir.
Redstone Federal Credit Union Bank Statement.
This was supposed to be a link but we're having technical difficulties.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Squashed Freud

Squashed Freud "...we men, with the high claims of our civilization and under the pressure of our repressions, find reality generally quite unsatisfactory." TRUTH.....I said the same thing. Did you really same the same thing?

Write rhymes.

Write rhymes. It's only a matter of time before they discover my true identity. I am ......................................................you. Present, Past, and Future.

Zoom view

Zoom view Don't trip on my jokes this is how I deal with the situation. This is how I feel today. Comeback tomorrow and you may get a response.

Find Freedom at www.FreedomsPhoenix.com

Find Freedom at www.FreedomsPhoenix.com Fuck them kids. TASE'EM

Monday, November 3, 2008

?????????????????????????

I just got one thing to say. HUH! Do you expect me to know what the hell your talking about. Just come right out and say it. Tryna give me all these damn clues and shit. All your doing is confusing the hell outta me with all these different storylines. I could write 5 different novels off this shit. WHY CAN'T IT JUST WAIT!!!! Are you planning on brainwashing me or something? I've been in alot of dumbass situtations but this trumps them all. I don't know what to believe. I'm tired of thinking about this shit. You gotta do this you can't do that. Right now I can't do shit so why do you insist on force feeding me all this information.

Those who fight, but can't vote

Those who fight, but can't vote

StumbleUpon WebToolbar - Visual Culture & Freedumb isn&8217;t free

StumbleUpon WebToolbar - Visual Culture & Freedumb isn&8217;t free
I'm tired man. Folks talking out of turn.
I just want a chance to tell my side of the story. You want me to put myself in your shoes I ain't even got no dam shoes.

CompassPC� Online Banking

CompassPC� Online Banking Looks empty.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Sunday, October 26, 2008

I Am An American

I Am An American
This was a good idea they must of had something else to do. I Am An American therefore I can speak freely without fear of persecution.

Why "Ben-Hur" is My Favorite Movie

Why "Ben-Hur" is My Favorite Movie
I had the strangest dream about this book and another book lastnight. I was in a library and I took it off the shelf or someone handed them to me I can't remember or maybe they fell, anyway I've never read this book or seen the movie. As a matter of fact I've never even seen a copy of it or the movie. I didn't even know what it was about until I read this. Now I wish I hadn't read the summary because I want to read the book now.

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

USPS - Contact Us - email Us - Confirmation

USPS - Contact Us - email Us - Confirmation Why won't you deliver my mail? (Are you being threatened or did you take the money)Called the USPS at 1-800-275-8777 reached customer service Latonya says send she'll send my info to local post office and they will contact me within 24hrs. I'll wait and let you know tomorrow. Try to send me something Sheldon L. King at 476 everett rd Huntsville Al 35811. Don't send money I think they're opening it.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Giving me hell

After I got pulled over I got 12 days in jail for driving without a license, no seatbelt and rolling through a stop sign at a dead end in a residential neighborhood. Before that like 4 years ago I got pulled over and busted with .2 grams of weed (a fat joint) and got put on probation and they've been giving me hell ever since. I have'nt smoked weed in like two years and now they're are threatning to plant some weed on me. I'm still on 6 years probation now for the traffic violations. I got a year probation for the weed. They say they threw the case out but I went to court for refusing to sign the probation papers and I just made a probation PAY ment on friday for something. You tell me what would you do? Drive I thought about if but when I went to court and finally signed the papers my suspended sentence went from 88 days in jail to like 280 something. Not go to probation I thought about that to but like I said I went to jail for 12 days I ain't tryna do a year for tickets that's insane especially when I don't have anywhere to be.

It could be worse.

My mom's tryna kill me she's gone crazy. She's putting household chemical on the dishes and the silverware. I think they want me to call the police but then who's gonna get the food and furthermore how can I prove it was her or that she didn't accidently spill it. I mean if your gonna say you saw her then why do I even need to call just pick her up. You want even come out and talk to her about it use the earpiece you've got her walkin round the house and giving me signal with. What if the kid's accidently get into it do you care? They pulled me over 3 times in 2 months for no seatbelt and I think there's a camera in the car. Did somebody call the police on me?

Monday, August 11, 2008

Fed. Judge Rules Patriot Act's NSL Letters Unconstitutional - TalkLeft: The Politics Of Crime

Fed. Judge Rules Patriot Act's NSL Letters Unconstitutional - TalkLeft: The Politics Of Crime What are you going to do with your NSL letter I've heard, now don't quote me on this, but you can trade it in for game tokens at Chuckie Cheese. I slipped mine in my diploma casing. Yeah you heard me right over the diploma.

SHHHH!!!!!!!

STAND UP!!!!!!!!!American Civil Liberties Union : Safe & Free Surveillance

American Civil Liberties Union : Safe & Free Surveillance
Who better to tell of this great injustice than you the viewer, judge, and jury. You saw everything that happened I'm not even sure when this started for all I know I've been on TV my whole life. (wouldn't that be wild)

Sunday, August 10, 2008

What's so funny?

Man what the hell you got in that garden?
I'm growning humans in mine. The master plan is to repopulate the earth with people that won't rememember anything past the ending of this show.

Part of the reason "You need Jesus" Did you tithe today?

Every morning when I wake I try to do twelve push-ups and walk around the block. When I take that walk a little over half-way there's a place I can turn and go left or continue around the curve. I choose to go left to get about another quarter-mile added to my walk from what I understand the powers that be want me to make the turn at the curve. I won't. I'm not sure of the specifics of why I'm not supposed to make this turn so I won't speak on it. I'm getting picked up on tuesday for something probaly jaywalking. I thought about putting up a google map picture of the neighborhood but I deleted the program to make my room on my jukebox.

Drinking water

They've gone back to putting the poison in the water again. Its so strong it gives me a pain in my elbow when I wash my face. I'll tell you the reason I think there doing it in a second.

June is national internet safety month i bullshit you not

NewToTalkCity #2363.1

Saturday, August 9, 2008

To tell the truth

Hell I'm scared of all ya'll black and white; young and old; male and female; gay and straight; I think you're all ALL KIEDA.So I wouldn't be too concerned about me hanging out with your ex, sister, mom, aunt, maid, escort, daughter or grandmother.
I dont even trust myself. I'm scared to death of people now.

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The winner gets to pick from one of the prizes at the bottom of the page. Grade your own test.
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Friday, August 1, 2008