Let me bring you up to speed

I was poisoned again today by my mother I'm afraid to the call the police for fear of giving her a motive for my murder. I've learned that the new objective is for me to be forced out of my home to another residence so that this show can be made free whereas my captors can detain me indefinitely.

Before the show the powers that be drew numbers to see who they would blame this on and folks they've decided it's gonna be you.

You leave me no choice, but to be as content with it as you are.

I APOLOGIZE FOR LETTING YOU DOWN, BUT FROM THIS MOMENT THIS SECOND THIS MOMENT HENCEFORTH I WILL LIVE FOR YOU ALL.